Unfiltered Story #28415

Unfiltered | May 6, 2017

Me and another guy are chatting about some game mechanic. I’m one of the ‘officers’ of the alliance, basically I have some rights to do stuff but i’m not the leader. Note that the leader is male and so is the guy I’m talking with, while I’m female. I disagree with something and he concedes.

Friend: You are the boss.

Me: No, that’s [leader].

Me: I have no dangling thing between my legs

Friend: Lol. No it’s my wife.

Friend: The boss, that is.

Me: so you’re saying i’m your wife? I don’t recall ever getting married…

Friend: Lol, very good. I fell right into that one.