Unfiltered Story #28408

Zagreb, Croatia | Unfiltered | May 9, 2017

(This was back when Yu-Gi-Yoh cards were still popular. I had a friend who didn’t know the rules of the game, unlike me. I beat him every time.)

(We talk in croatian the whole time)

Friend: No fair! That’s just because you didn’t let me fusion summon [random monster]! I think you cheat [my name].

Me: I didn’t let you fusion summon [random monster] because he can’t be fusion summoned, also youvdon’t have “Polymerisation” do you couldn’t summon a fusion monster anyway.
(A day passes without him challening me again. During that day he gets a phone)

Friend: Look what I got! *flashes “Toon World” in my face* I’ll beat you this time!

Me: How?

Friend: I rented my phone to [random bully] so he gave me this. Pretty cool, right?

Me: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!? You can’t beat me with that card! It would only benefit me!

Friend: *not so cocky anymore* W-what?

Me: You have to pay life points to activate it! Plus you don’t have any Toon Monsters while I do. Sooooo…

(I start talkin in english for I know it quite well.)

YOU F***ING IDIOT!

IF YOU BLAME ME FIR THIS I WILL RIP YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF!

(in croatian)

Friend: It’s YOUR fault you know. You forced me to do this so I could beat you.

(Apparently I looked quite terrifing because he ran away like a squirell on meth)

(He told on me and I couldn’t play Yu-Gi-Oh for today. He told everyone he beat me so I beat him THREE times in public. He shut up after that. The moral of the story kids is: Don’t be a cocky douchebag because you’ll lose a friend)

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