Unfiltered Story #28404

(I used to work with someone who was extremely shallow.)

Co-worker: … so, my husband bought me expensive lingerie for my birthday.

Me: Oh, that’s nice.

Her: NICE? Ha!

Me: … wasn’t it?

Her: The stuff he bought was size MEDIUM. *looks at me with a “can you believe his idiocy” expression*

Me: What’s wrong with that?

Her: Are you kidding me? I’m a SMALL! I told him “Only HEIFERS wear mediums!! Do I look like a COW to you?” And I made him take it back that very second.

Me: Well, I wear size large myself, so …

Her: *doesn’t listen, keeps talking about how any woman who wears size medium is a disgusting pig, etc.

Finally, she changes the subject*

Her: Oh! I didn’t tell you. I’ve applied for another job.

Me: Really? As what?

Her: As a women’s counsellor!

Me: …