Unfiltered Story #28397

Unfiltered | April 29, 2017

(Me and my friend have read IT WOULD BE PENNY-WISE TO ACCEPT THEM and this happens)

Friend: Ohh, I found a penny!

Me: Bro, you’re gonna get rich!

Friend: I know!

Me: Wait, you need another one, so then they can have penny-sex!

Friend: … Bye…