Unfiltered Story #28391

(I have couple of friends in college, we’re friends due to having similar sense of human and being so real oddballs. Two of these friends had a problem where everyone thought they were dating/hooking up, and to me it was funny to goad it on.)

Me: hey [friend 1], I am gonna buy you a fake ring for April fools, go around and take pictures and see peoples reactions.

Friend 1: If we did that, my brother would kill [friend 2].

Me:OH, we should get you in a dress and use a pillow as a baby bump.

Friend 2: If you do this I will castrate you in your sleep.

(We all know it is joking, and friend 2 has been in a relationship for 8 years.)