Unfiltered Story #28366

(I had a friend in my senior year of high school and our sense of humour mostly involved playfully insulting each other. One day we’re on the computers and I need to use the internet. The home page is a news website, and the main story is a large picture of an elephant which went on a rampage).

Me (feigning shock and alarm): “*Friend*, what were you doing?”

Friend: *looks at screen, pretends to be insulted and starts laughing*

(The word “elephant” became our inside joke until we graduated)