Unfiltered Story #28317

(I’m sitting at a group table in school with my friends and my friends are talking. Two of my friends, one who isn’t here, are an unofficial couple meaning that they just haven’t asked each other. Friend 2 is typically very perverted and vulgar. Friend 3 is sitting next to his girlfriend.)

Friend 1: (Friend 2) is so boring when she’s in a couple! She’s innocent!

Friend 2: Oh shut up you.

(A little later.)

Friend 2: *says something highly perverted that I don’t want to repeat but it would hurt a lot.*

Friend 3: *covers mouth and eyes get watery.* Wow…I think I like dating (Friend 2) more.

*We all burst out laughing at his poor choice of words while his girlfriend fakes shock.*

Friend 3: No I mean with the dating and you know and come on! You know I’m not good with words!

*We still laugh.*

Friend 3: Shut up you know what I meant I don’t need to explain it!

His girlfriend: Well I think SOMEONE isn’t telling me everything.

Friend 3: *Whining* You’re never going to let me live this down..