Unfiltered Story #28316

(We are playing a popular card game, where you play white cards in answer to a black card. It’s the final round, and everyone is getting ready to log off when this black card pulls up: “If ____is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” This happens to be Senix’s favorite card)

Senix: WAIT!!! EVERYBODY DON’T GET OFF AND ANSWER THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

(He’s never acted like this about a card before so we begrudgingly play our cards. Marbles, our czar, reads through the cards until he gets to Senix’s, and starts laughing uncontrollably, unable to read the card aloud.

Me: What’s so funny?

Marbles(czar): I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe!(proceeds to mute his microphone for about 5 minutes before coming back). Alright, I’m good now, lemme read.

Me: Finally.

Marbles(czar): “If my pregnancy test is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

(Cue silence for approximately 3 seconds before the entire room bursts into laughter. Senix happens to be female, as is marbles. Best ending to one of these nights ever!)