Unfiltered Story #28307

Recently, I’ve had some random calls reaching my cellphone, obviously being scammers trying to get some money, even different calls have the same guy, these are the three times, so far, they’ve called me:

1st call:

Me: *phone rings* “Hello?”

Scammer: “Hello uncle, how are you?”

Me: “Who do you wanna talk?”

Scammer: “Uncle, it’s me, your nephew. We’re on a trip in *city* but don’t remember your address…”

Me: “Your my nephew? How old are you?”

Scammer: “Uncle, I’m your nephew, I’m 29.”

Me: “None of my nephews is older than 10, and I’m 30.”

Scammer: *click*

2nd call:

Me: *phone rings* “Hello?”

Scammer: “Hello cousin, how are you?”

Me: *High pitching my voice* “The number you called it’s busy or out of service area” *click*

3rd call:

Me: *phone rings* “Hello?”

Scammer: “Hello cousin, how are you?”

Me: *surprised voice* “Cousin? Didn’t you were traveling last week to the USA to get you a sex reasignment surgery?”

Scammer: “Eh…” *click*