Unfiltered Story #28302

(In the middle of playing a custom D&D setting, my husband mentions FNAF and the jumpscare scream.)

Husband: *imitates animatronic scream*

Me: Oh, no, it goes more like this. *lets out accurate imitation of animatronic scream; Husband jumps*

Friend: Okay, she just stole a waffle *based on a youtube movie, which featured waffles as accolades* from you.

(Cue mass giggling from all of us.)

Husband: You have unlocked the achievement Waffle Thief! *still laughing*

Me: Or Yoink! *a reference to a popular game*

Friend: SHE STOLE ANOTHER WAFFLE.

(I couldn’t breath for a bit, we were all laughing so hard.)