Unfiltered Story #28287

(My roommates and I are all in the common area, doing our own thing. The roommate I am talking to and I are both tomboys.)

Roommate: “This is really weird, but have any of you ever thought about being a stripper?”

Me: “Yeah, but after a few seconds I remembered I’m unattractive so I went back to my homework.”

Roommate: “Actually, the whole androgynous thing is in right now. With the short hair and everything like we have. No offense, I’m not trying to insult you by calling you that, but, like, you know.”

Me: “…I wear men’s clothes half the time. This is the look I’m going for. Don’t worry.”

(In all honesty, I’m not going for androgynous so much as butch, but I had a laugh out of her stumbling. Don’t be afraid to call a spade a spade, folks.)