Unfiltered Story #28279

(I’m a woman, married to another woman. I recently bought a new video game with my wife.)

Me: Did that clerk seem…weirdly chatty to you?

Wife: Sweetie, he was flirting with you. That’s why he was saying so much about himself.

Me: I was wondering about that.

Wife: You had no idea, did you?

Me: Nope!

Both: *at the same time* He was taaaalking to me and smiiiiling at me. I think he thought I was straight.”