Unfiltered Story #28272

(I am one of the first people to queue in a horror attraction, it’s early and I’m pretty much the only one in the entire park other than the employees. A manager of sorts comes out from the entrance wearing a zombie mask and is making pretty convincing zombie noises. We chat for a little bit while the park starts to open up when another employee/volunteer walks up to him from the gift shop.)

Zombie: *Stares at volunteer* “Raaaahhhrr…”

Volunteer: *Stares back wide eye’d and then runs in a dead sprint back into the gift shop*

Me: *Looks at zombie* “…”

Zombie: “That’s all it takes!”