Unfiltered Story #28255

MA, USA | Unfiltered | November 30, 2016

My friends and I are playing a tabletop RPG. I had taken a story perk that allowed me to start off with significantly more gold than everyone else, which I enjoy teasing them about. [Friend]’s character is trying to come up with a way to get more money to buy an expensive item he needs.

Friend: I suppose I could see if there are any side quests I could do.

Me: Or you could trade me your teeth for gold!

Friend: [My Name], you are not the tooth fairy! You’re a hyperactive, psychotic blonde girl!

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