Unfiltered Story #282407

<i>Many years ago, I took a job coordinating all of the emergency preparedness activities for our county health department. My responsibilities covered everything from terrorist attacks to mumps outbreaks. One afternoon the chief nurse from the Immunization Clinic approached me. </i>

Immunization clinic RN: Does Emergency Prep have any booties?

Me: You mean the little blue disposable footy-things?

Immunization clinic RN: Yeah.

Me: I’m afraid not. What do you need them for?

Immunization clinic RN <i>(grimly</i>: This is one of those “you don’t want to know” situations.

<i>I never did learn why she wanted them!</i>