Unfiltered Story #28240

San Jose, CA | Unfiltered | November 17, 2016

(A couple coworkers and I are taking a break together at work. Coworker #1’s phone buzzes – he checks it, then swears.)

Coworker #1: My brother said he asked his wife for a divorce. They’ve got two kids.

Coworker #2: Oh jeez, really?

Coworker #1: Yeah, they’ve been together since the seventh grade.

Me: That sucks.

Coworker #1: It really does. *he starts writing a text* Wait, how do you spell husband?

Me: H-U-S-B-A-N-D.

Coworker #2: ..Really?

Me: Clearly he’s not as commitment-minded as his brother, if he can’t even spell it.

Coworker #1: Hey. English is NOT my strong suit. At least I know that about myself!

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