Unfiltered Story #282373

Recess has just ended and all the students are heading back towards the school building. A classmate bumps into me very abruptly.

Me: “Hey!”
Classmate: “What, you wanna go!?”
Me: “Huh?”
Classmate: “Okay, that’s it!”

He then proceeds to BEND OVER until his torso is perpendicular to the ground, and charges at me. I step aside. He turns around to get a bearing on me, bends over AGAIN, and makes a second charge. This time I lightly push his shoulder. This repeats a few more times, always with him keeping his eyes on the ground instead of on me, until the teacher blows her whistle and yells at us to come in. He immediately gave up on “fighting” me, and never tried to bother me again. Ten-year-old me was immensely confused, but thirty-five-year-old me thinks the kid just wanted to knock someone down.