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Unfiltered Story #282371

, , | Unfiltered | February 3, 2023

(I’m a guy in a long distance relationship with a guy who lives some 400 miles north of me. I’ve accidentally hit myself in the crotch with a full water bottle and the following conversation happens:)
Me: I’ve just whacked myself in the pelvis with a full water bottle. It DID NOT feel good.

(The text is largely ignored and we talk about several other things for a while until….)

Boyfriend: Mom wanted to look up the weather super fast around the same time you sent me the text that said “I whacked myself…” and she laughed really hard and said “Sir Knight texted you” and gave me back my phone.


Boyfriend: She gets such a kick out of you. She loves you.

(Sir Knight is the name my boyfriend has for me in his phone. We had a good laugh!)

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