Unfiltered Story #28237

(School had just gotten out and my fiends and I have somehow gotten into a conversation about out heights in middle school compared to now and how my best friend used to be taller than me while I now have quite a few inches on her. Friend 1 is a mutual friend to both my Best Friend and me and Friend 2 is a mutual aqua thence to both of us through Friend 1).

Me: So you’re short [Best Friend], everyone needs a short friend.

Best Friend: I don’t have one.

Me: You have [Friend 1].

Best Friend: Oh yeah. Well, [Friend 1] doesn’t have one.

Me: She has [Friend 2].

Best Friend: Oh yeah. Wait, [Friend 2] doesn’t have one.

Me: She’s her own short friend.

Best Friend: *Laughs* Poor [Friend 2].

(I hate it when she points holed in my logic! No but seriously, it was actually pretty funny).