Unfiltered Story #28227

(I’m checking out two sweet young ladies who’re dating. One was a bit over six foot tall, muscular, and sporting short spiky hair. The other was about five foot tall, and thin with long hair. Another older customer gets in line behind them and looks at them for a moment.)

Old customer: So I guess you’re dykes, eh? You the man, then? *He nods to the larger girl*

(The smaller girl looks him dead in the eye.)

Small girl: No. I am. She’s my B****.

(The larger girl had to leave the store from how hard she was laughing.)