Unfiltered Story #28209

(My friends and I are on our way back to our dorms. It is about 95 degrees outside, and our air conditioning isn’t working. One of my friends has a habit of saying exactly what is on her mind to anyone who is within audible range.)

Friend 1: ” . . . and it is just too HOT to be without AIR CONDITIONING!”

Me: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: *nods*

Friend 3: *nods*

Friend 1: “I mean, isn’t that against the law! It’s gotta be, like 90 something degrees! It’s way too hot!!”

(We come to a crosswalk, where an old guy is waiting at the stop sign in his old blue pickup truck.)

Friend 1: *to guy in truck* “DO YOU HEAR ME, OLD MAN? IT’S TOO D*** HOT!!”

Guy in Truck: *turns slowly to stare at Friend 1 with the most hilarious look on his face before driving off*

Friends 3, 2, and Me: *cracks up*

Friend 1: *suddenly shyer* “Umm . . . do you think he actually heard me?”

Me: *laughing* “I’m pretty sure he did. Did you see the look on his face?”

Friend 2: *snickering* “I should have taken a picture! He’d make such a great meme!”

Friend 3: *almost unable to speak because he is laughing so hard* “Viral . . . meme . . . hilarious . . . ”

Me: *still laughing* “This is SO going on the internet . . .”