Unfiltered Story #28181

I’m on skype with my boyfriend. somehow the topic goes to weird products we’ve spotted on the internet. I tell about a product i’ve seen, that is basically a device to give a ”helping hand” to men, if you catch my drift.

BF: “I can’t believe people didn’t get hurt yet from a thing like that.”

Me: “Yeah, and really.. *shakesperian motions* Wanker, wank thyself!

Boyfriend just stared at me with mixed emotions, and then i bursted out laughing so hard it hurt, and i actually started to cry. At this point, every thing is funny.

BF: *deadpan* “Okay. It’s okay. No need to cry. Breathe… do you need help?

Me: “SHUT UP!!”