Unfiltered Story #28126
(I am talking with some kids that have been a little mean to me in the past, hoping to make friends with them)
Me: So, when I was only like 2 or 3, my brother accidentally chopped one of my fingers straight down the middle!
Kid #1: I can’t believe it!
Kid #2: What finger was it?
Me: I don’t know except it was in my left hand.
Kid #1: That sounds gross!
Me: Yeah. Anyway, my aunt was babysitting and was horrified at what had happened. She drove me to the hospital where they put [Brand] anesthetic cream on my arm, but I had a bad allergic reaction and my arm swelled up!
Kid #1: Totally gross!
Me: Anyway, they ended up giving me plastic surgery to fix my finger.
Kid #1: (Deadpan) And of course that’s when they changed you from a girl to a boy.
Me: Excuse me?!
Kid#2: Of course! That’s why you’re gay!
Me: What!?
Kid #3: What a loser f**. Let’s leave this gay f*****.
Kid #1: Seeyah LOSER!!!
Kid #2: Hahahaha!
(This emotionally scarred me, and I went home in tears. My Mum moved me to a better school and I got better, but I sincerely hope that those kids end up in prison some day)
