Unfiltered Story #281167

My brothers, their family and I are visiting my dad in the hospital. It is dinner time and we decide to eat in the self service restaurant, located in the hospital. We all pick our dinner and pay individually but go sit together. We are barely seated when my five year old niece jumps up and runs away.
Sister-in-law : Niece, sit down, we are eating. What are you doing?
Niece: We didn’t get rags. I’m going to fetch them.

(Napkins. She meant napkins.)