Unfiltered Story #281139

I really need to see a doctor to get my vaccinations refreshed, but keep pushing it off to actually make an appointment. My husband has finally had enough and decides to take me there – we are seeing the same GP and they know we’re married and totally fine with one making appointments for the other one. For the purpose of the story I need to add that I love incredibly dumb wordplays and bad jokes, which keeps annoying my husband.

Husband: “I’m going to pick you up from work on tuesday and then we’re going to get your vaccinations. I was thinking about going there today after my work to get you an appointment, but they close early on Fridays so I got there too late.”

Me *already grinning*: “So, what were you going to tell them when they ask what you’d like your wife to be vaccinated against? Ask them if they have anything against dumbness?”

Husband: “No. I think your humour is the more pressing issue here!”

Me *trying to stifle laughter, feigning innocence*: “I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

I already see it coming…

Husband: “Now I think that part about the vaccine against dumbness isn’t entirely off the table, either.”

And yes, I’m finally going there on tuesday. It’s only tetanus though. I’m keeping my humour!