Unfiltered Story #28099

As a back story, I have a friend who has a habit of trying to “fix” her friends’ lives by offering well-intentioned, but incredibly annoying advice which is almost always unecessary as we are often already doing or have already done as she suggests. Her name is Suzanne.

I am sitting at home one evening with my boyfriend after a hard day.

Me: I smell of B.O!

Boyfriend: Have a shower.

Me: Yes, thank you for your helpful advice. How would I ever know how to live my life without it, Mr Suzanne the Second?

Boyfriend: Hey! That’s going a bit far!