Unfiltered Story #28086

(i invited 4 of my friends over to my house to work on an assignment, but since we finished early we wrapped ourselves up on a sheet and sat on the couch to play a fighting game. friends 1 and 2 are male and friend 3 and i are female. i’m prone to make sexual or plain weird jokes and my male friends are prone to do homoerotic jokes that go too far.)

me: *after being defeated* FUCK! *looks at friends 1 and 2 and notices friend 1 (who isnt playing) has his hands to his right (where friend 2 is) and you, stop jerking f2 off!

f2: *most likely joking* it helps me concentrate

me: well, it’s working.

(Later, its friend 3 vs friend 1)

me: *f3 is defeated* GOD DAMNIT F3!

f3: WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?, I DONT HAVE A PS3

f2: *to f1* ah, women, thats why i will never have one

f1: will you have me?

me: get a room, you two

f1: … can we borrow yours?

f3: *snorts*