Unfiltered Story #28078

Unfiltered | April 24, 2016

(I am in a hotel room with a friend, who is Facetiming her boyfriend. She find me quite annoying at times, and I have just made a joke that annoyed her.)

Friend: (Get up and walks across room, leaving phone behind. She catches her toe on something.) Ow, f*ck me.

Me: Not in front of your boyfriend, no.

(her boyfriend and I break down in laughter.)