Unfiltered Story #28067

(It’s the weekend and I’m sitting on the couch on my laptop while my dad and brother are working in the front yard. My brother comes in and tells me about Jehovah’s Witnesses walking around our neighborhood, and how they didn’t bother them. My brother has half of his head shaved, and shoulder length hair on the other half. This conversation takes place between him and my dad.)

Brother: I wonder why they didn’t come over to our house?

Dad: I can only assume that they saw your hair, assumed you were gay, and ran for the hills”