Unfiltered Story #28064
Unfiltered
| April 10, 2016
(My mother and I have gone to see a movie in a cinema which is very proud of the quality of it’s screen and sound systems, so of course there’s a small advert for it before the movie. The audience is only about half-full.)
Ad: *wroom-woom* Sound all around you.
Person: *loud whisper* My headphones at home are better.
*beat**whole audience starts giggling*
Person: Thank you, thank you, I’m here all day.
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