Unfiltered Story #28050

Unfiltered | March 27, 2016

(My friend is over at my house and my cat is skiddish around new people. She turns to look behind the couch at the exact moment he is using the litter box then he turns around, sees her, and jumps.)

Me: *Laughs* What are you? A cucumber?

(Later she takes a quiz about what vegetable she is.)

Friend: I just took a quiz about what vegetable I am…it was cucumber…

(I burst out laughing.)