Unfiltered Story #28041

(Back in high school, I was shy with low self esteem. One of the parts of my body I did not like was my butt which is uncharacteristically large for my ethnicity. I come home after school one day to drop off some stuff before heading out again for some extra curricular activities when my mother introduces me to one of her friends I’ve never met.)

FRIEND: Oh, so you’re [my name]. Nice to meet you.

ME: Nice to meet you, too.

FRIEND: You know, you have a very large butt.

ME: … yeah…

FRIEND: What’s wrong? It’s a good thing.

ME: … okay… but I don’t really like having a big butt.

FRIEND: It’s a good thing! It’s a complement! YOU HAVE A BIG BUTT! YOU HAVE A BIG BUTT!

ME: *practically runs out of my house, holding back tears*

FRIEND: *follows me to my door and shouts out into my street for all my neighbours to hear* YOU HAVE A BIG BUTT! YOU HAVE A BIG BUTT!

(Thankfully, my mother never invited her to our house again.)