Unfiltered Story #280382

My husband and I were debating on who had eaten how many Turtles (the chocolate caramel ones). I told him I’d had three so he needed to step up his turtle game. He grabbed the dogs leash and went into the living room.
Me: What are you doing?
Him: Stepping up my turtle game.
He’d tied the dog leash around his head and grabbed his walking staff. “I’m Donatello!”