Unfiltered Story #280370

I am working on a busy Saturday and have mostly been keeping on top of dishes, on my way to put a teapot away some water drips out so I decide to warn the team

Me: everyone be careful, I spilled some water I’m about to clean it up.

Supervisor: sorry, what was that?

Me: (trying to say patch and bit at the same time) be careful there’s a wet b*tch on the floor… wait!

Cue my supervisor bursting into laughter