Unfiltered Story #280311
My sister and I were sitting on the couch watching television in the living room. She was falling asleep considering it was like 2:00 in the morning and we had been binging Lord of the Rings for the past week, constantly staying up really late to watch it. Eventually we had finished season 3 and were going to begin the fourth season. She fell asleep halfway into episode 2 of season 4. I kept watching being the “mean” sister I am, and planned to go to sleep after the episode had finished. I got up to use the restroom and paused the show. On my way back, I heard talking. I started getting mad at myself, thinking I hadn’t paused the movie. I saw it was paused and realized my sister was standing there. I asked her what she was doing and she didn’t respond. I was freaked out because her eyes were closed and she was just motionless in the middle of the living room. I was like shouting her name at this point. Eventually she spoke. What happened next still makes me laugh everytime I think about it. She said, ” MY PRECIOUS!” not only that but she was pointing at something across the room. It was a bowl of jellybeans. She sleptwalked towards it and then said “MY PRECIOUS LITTLE JELLY BEAN!” as she dumped the entire bowl in her mouth and all over the floor. It woke our parents and our older brother up, but it was the funniest thing that had ever happened to me.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?