Unfiltered Story #280251

(When my little brother was born, I was 9 and my sister 12. I was shocked to see him, since I thought he’d be all bloody, bald and red skinned, and slimy like I’d seen newborns on TV. Basically I was expecting an alien. But he was adorable, with big puffy cheeks, big brown eyes, huge eyelashes, and a full head of hair. Everybody agreed that he was the cutest baby at the hospital, and I had to agree, looking at the other newborns, who looked like rats can’t comparatively. We took him home to our awaiting family, who’d come over to coo over the newest member.)

Family: “Oh he is soooo cute!”

(Then my brother let out a soft cry. Even his CRIES were sweet. Everybody nearly fainted with joy.)

Brother: “wah….wah….wah…..” *SNORT SNORT SNORT*

Everybody: “….”

Me: “He sounds like Urkel!!”

Sister: “Haha yeah Urkel hahaha!”

(We laughed and my brother snorted again. And again.)

Mom: “Don’t call my baby Urkel!!! Don’t you dare!!”

(Too late and the nickname stuck. Though, he grew up to be a huge jock, ironically.)