Unfiltered Story #280247

When I was a cashier at a minimarket, we would get a lot of people with metal disabilities from an institution nearby.
This particular night was slow, so I was bored.
One guy and a girl from that institution came and began roaming the place. One of them sat in a not-in-use register.
Guy: how much is [product]?
Me: it’s [amount]
Guy: *over-dramatically* how DARE you? I don’t have that much!
This would go on quite some time, and he kept me entertained. The girl would laugh at him wasting time.
Guy:*before leaving* I’ll keep my eye on you, I’m [national girl singer]!
Me: yea, I’m sure you are
He really made the rest of my shift!