Unfiltered Story #280244

We are watching The Lone Ranger.

Me: I would marry Tonto.

Mom: He’s not bad-looking.

Stepdad: *clears his throat*

A few minutes later, my stepdad says what’s going to happen out loud.

Me: Stop saying what’s going to happen! I hate that!

Stepdad: who all does it?

Me: You do it, Stepbrother does it, Nana does it…I hate it!

A few minutes after that, my stepbrother says what’s going to happen to Tonto.

Me: Do I have you beat you into silence?