Unfiltered Story #28013

(My church choir has a member named Faith, who has a daughter who looks a lot like her. We are goofing off before rehearsal one day, and some of the members are complaining about a difficult piece we are preparing for an important service.)

Member #1: “It’s just so hard! The time signature changes every three measures!”

Member #2: “I know! And everybody has to keep jumping in and out, and singing their parts at different times!”

Member #3: “And that’s not even counting all the instrumentals that we’re going to have to add in! I don’t know, guys. I don’t think we can do this.”

Member #4: “Oh, come on, yes, we can. We’re getting better all the time. Have a little faith!”

Me: “Wouldn’t that be called a [Daughter]?”

(After two seconds of silence, everyone cracks up. For the record, we pulled off the piece very well.)