Unfiltered Story #28000

Unfiltered | February 5, 2016

(My friend and I are talking about video games while walking our dogs together.)

Friend: I hope they hurry up and make Half-Life 3. I want to know how that stupid game ends already!

Me: Oh, didn’t you hear? They cancelled Half-Life 3 after Gordon Freeman’s voice actor died.

Friend: What?!

Me: Yeah. He was the same guy who voiced Corvo in Dishonored, so they had to postpone the sequel to that too.

(Dishonored is one of his favorite video games, so I noticed him suddenly getting a sad and disheartened look on his face while I’m trying not to laugh. Suddenly it looks like a light bulb went off in his head and he looks angry at me.)

Friend: Hey, wait a minute!