Unfiltered Story #27997

(There is a friend of mine from high school who, over the years, has become notorious for contacting the people in our old friend group only when he needs/wants something. I thought this little gem of a text conversation was hilarious. Note, we hadn’t spoken in at least six months before this. I’ve also lost about 30 lbs since he’s last actually seen me in person.)

Friend: [My name], you look fantastic!

Me: Aww, thank you [friend].

Friend: No, this is the part where you say, “Aww, you too!” :P How are you, dork?

(We were texting! How would I know what he looks like??? LOL)