Unfiltered Story #27988

My friend and I are talking at work. It’s about 5 a.m and we both work overnights.

Friend: *mumbles something incoherent* salsa

Me: What was that?

Friend: Salsa.

Me: Yeah, but what did you say before that?

Friend: I was following up your quip about blenders.

Me: Yeah, but what did you say?

Friend: Salsa! Never mind, the joke was lost!

Me: What was the complete sentence?!

Friend: I didn’t say a sentence.

Me: You said something before the word Salsa, what’d you say?

Friend: Oh, I said, “and that’s also why they make salsa!” It’s an incomplete sentence.

Me: …no, no it’s not.