Unfiltered Story #27977

Unfiltered | January 13, 2016

(I am German, and [Friend #1] is Indian (as in the country India, not American indian). We tend to make racist/offensive jokes at each other, neither of us taking offense. [Friend #2] is Chinese.)

Friend #1: “[Friend #2] is the best. He’s my boy.”

Me: “Well, you’re both Asian, so obviously…”

Friend #1: “[My Name], what’s your favorite shape?”

Me: “What, like geometric shapes?”

Friend #1: “Yeah, I mean, I was thinking it was probably a triangle…” *holds up hands in a triangle like the illuminati*

Me: “Okay…”

Friend #1: “And then another triangle…” *holds up hands in an upside-down triangle, forming a Star of David*