Unfiltered Story #279613

I’m doing some shopping at a mall and I pull out one of my credit cards to use on a vending machine. There’s a little boy around 6 or 7 who has just come out of the restroom.

Boy: *Pointing at my credit card* “What is that?”

Me: “This is a credit card. It has a computer chip on it that connects it to my bank so I can buy things without having to carry a bunch of cash.”

Boy: *Pointing at my card again* “Can I have that one?”

Me: “No, you may not.”