Unfiltered Story #279573

[My better half and I have just had an intimate session. In the process, we knocked the blanket off the bed.]

Her: “Sweetie, can you grab the blanket?”

Me: “Sure, hon.”

[I grab the blanket and we cover up.]

Me (jokingly): “It’s a good thing we’re not married. I’d have told you to get your own damn blanket.”

Her: “If we were married, we wouldn’t be having sex, so the issue wouldn’t come up.”

Me: “Touche.”

[Her lone previous marriage was in fact sexless: her husband was cheating on her the whole time.]