Unfiltered Story #27956

Unfiltered | December 23, 2015

Note: I’m 28 and I have my 16 year old friend staying with me after she had a fight with her parents.

My friend: *on phone* Are you drunk? *To me* He’s so drunk. *Puts phone on speaker*

Her friend: *Slurring* Hiiiiiiii.

Me: G”day, buddy.

Her friend: Buddy? Buddy? I have been friends with (name) since I was 9, so like, before you were born.

Me: How old are you?

Her friend: 23.

Me: Sweetheart, I have underwear older than you

Her friend: Uh… You know what? I deserved that.