Unfiltered Story #27947

(I am on an express commuter train that does not stop at any stations in the suburbs of Helsinki. The first stop is in a town about 25 miles away. Nearly every day, there are passengers who get on the train, only to discover that it doesn’t stop at the main station in the suburbs. Today a very drunk passenger decides to help them out.)

Announcement: “This is an express commuter train to [station about an hour away]. It stops at [town 25 miles away], [other town], and [final destination].”

Drunk passenger: “That’s right! So if you’re going to [main suburban station], you’re on the wrong f***ing train!”