Unfiltered Story #27935

Unfiltered | December 1, 2015

(We’ve just had a new girl start in our office. And whilst she’s enthusiastic, tends to talk constantly about anything and everything)

New Girl: Have you seen my new puppy? Oh my god! She’s so cute!

*Shows me a picture on her phone*

Me: Oh

*And I go back to work*

New Girl: And she can already roll over. Look!

*Shows me a video”

Me: Oh, thats nice”

*Again, I go back to work*

(She continues to go on, with me giving one syllable monotone answers)

New Girl: How did you like the cake I got on my first day?

Me: No

New Girl: Why not?

Me: I was taking a shit

New Girl: Oh

(She hasn’t said anything to me since)