Unfiltered Story #27930

Me: Hey, wanna toss the football?

Camper: Sure, lest go to the other end!

(I am not very good at football, and I don’t know how to catch well at the time, I was like 6 or 7 years old)

Me: ok, here it comes!

Camp counselor: HEY NO F******* PLAYING GAY A** FA*****!! YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL, GIVE UP!!

(At this point we were about to cry, except there was a 15 year old at the camp who stood up for us. He threquested his Chinese yoyo at the counselors head and caught it back)

Me: That was so cool, how did you do that!!!

Big kid: that guy terrorized me in my childhood. He is also my uncle, so he is the biggest jerk ever.

(To this day, all 3 of us are friends, and that guy went to jail)