Unfiltered Story #27875
(My friends and I tend to be…eccentric. One night, Friend 1 says my name while trying to address Friend 2.)
Friend 1: Hey, Kevin. Wanna play Pathfinder?
Friend 2: Sure.
Me: *yelling from my bedroom* HEY, FRIEND! I’M KEVIN, AND SURE.
Friend 3: Hahaha! “I’m Kevin!”
Friend 1: I’M KEVIN! No. Now he’s Kevin, too. I’m Kevin, too. She’s Kevin, too. We’re all Kevin!
Me: Mwuahahah! I’m spreading…you will all be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Friend 1: Hey, Kevin. Kevin’s giving me weird looks again.
Me: Yeah. What’s up with that Kevin?
Friend 3: What?
(This continues for a bit, until…)
Friend 1: Everyone’s Kevin! It’s like a disease!
Friend 3: Kevin grew.
Friend 1: Hehe. Kevin’s a growth.
Me: Technically, true. Kevin did grow. All Kevins grew.
Friend 1: Did you know that most Kevins breathe air?
Me: Wrong. Most Kevins breath Kevins.
Friend 1: Is everything turning into Kevin?
Me: Kevin is indeed Kevin into Kevin. (Everything is indeed turning into Kevin.)
Friend 1: Kevin Kevin is Kevin Kevin.
(And so it begins…)
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